Her Husband Was Annoyed With Her When She Said Wine Is Better Than Water. But The Wife’s Response Is Hilarious

This woman was tired of explaining her husband why wine is better than water. But then she wrote this genius explanation.

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… and
those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in
beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1
litre of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) – bacteria found in
faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other
liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.

Remember: Water 2 Poop, Wine 2 Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information:

I’m doing it as a public service!!

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